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@tom_marzipan
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– Lawyer, hornswoggler, vexillologist, cruciverbalist, part-time karaoke phenomenon. Picture by @Sianz
1,570 Posts by tom_marzipan
amateuradam
Adam Kay
You see "Avengers Assemble" - I see a crossword clue for "engraves".
9 hours ago
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Battle For Seattle by Little Roy on Spotify
open.spotify.com/album/1xnkndPUaFhpFLnnngtEHH
tom_marzipan
Tom
Nirvana sound SO much better as a reggae band. Proof at
http://t.co/1eiN4Irx
11 hours ago
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Tom
Seriously, Cameo. You don't have time for psychological romance? MAKE time
11 hours ago
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danielmaier
Daniel Maier
Keep Calm NADIR. RT
@drunkenoaf
: The "Keep Calm and..." meme has just died. In Wythenshawe, next to Poundstretchers
2 days ago
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drphil
Dr. Phil
@robdelaney
@drphil
Rob I'm w her! Not running towards anyone wanting to stab me in the ear. But then I'm a total wuss! Run little kid! Run!
2 days ago
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rob delaney
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@DrPhil
My 2 year old says she's "afraid" to get her ears pierced, but I'm afraid she'll grow up to be a bass player or electrician. WWJD?
2 days ago
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Flatshare available in Shepherd's Bush from this weekend. Please RT, or tweet me for more details x
spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/flatshare_detail.pl?city_id=&flatshare_id=2259070&flatshare_type=offere...
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Tom
RT
@Scaraboo
: Flatshare available in Shepherd's Bush from this weekend
http://t.co/ItKKSvI2
3 days ago
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Petition: Columbia Pictures/Sony Animation: Create a Smurf for Andy Zaltzman in the upcoming The Smurfs 2 | Change.org
change.org/petitions/columbia-pictures-sony-anima...f-for-andy-zaltzman-in-the-upcoming-the-smurfs-2
tom_marzipan
Tom
Because this is one pontulius that simply has to be fludged RT
@hellobuglers
: The Zaltzman for Smurfs 2 Petition:
http://t.co/nCGMeHEf
4 days ago
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Tom
To the jerk who revs his customised Mini's engine for hours every weekend behind our flat. You're impotent. We get it. Deal with it indoors
4 days ago
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Tom
I don't know how to carry on living in a country that only gave three points to Russia's doddery matryoshka candidates
#Eurovision
5 days ago
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