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jus_a_scorpio Stephen « Oct.23 ♏ »

AS A COLLEGE STUDENT THE BEST NEWS TO HEAR IS 1. Class is canceled 2. Paper not due til later 3. Your lowest scores are dropped

07/26/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 66

girifacts Girl Facts™

No trust = No relationship, just two people spending time together!

07/12/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 317

laughterms TED™

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

07/12/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 125

itsrealted TED

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither, so shut the fuck up.

07/10/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3,158

itsrealted TED

Don't ask for my opinion and get mad when I tell you the truth.

07/05/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3,065

itsrealted TED

My Ex texted me: "I Miss You..." So I replied: "We're sorry, the subscriber you are trying to reach doesn't give a fuck."

07/02/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,793

wizkhalllifa WIZDOM

#10WorstFeelings: When something is absolutely killing you on the inside, and you have to act like you don't care.

06/18/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 8,361

tweetslmao FUNNY!! Tweets

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.

06/17/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 278

hilarious_dude TED

Dear microwave, tell me why is my plate so hot and my food so cold?

06/17/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 183

_deezydoesit D.HOLMES

you let go and I'll let go too

06/09/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite