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3,637 Posts by twoptwips
3,637 Posts by twoptwips
IF YOUR moral compass is askew, simply walk in a figure of eight to re-calibrate. (via @HuwTh0mas)
RELIVE the excitement of going on holiday abroad by taking a small carry-on suitcase into your local Wetherspoons at 7am. (via @G_Module)
TRAVIS don't seem to have done anything for a while - beat the hosepipe ban by asking them to sit in your garden. (via @Notorious_AC)
DAVID CAMERON. Now the pasty tax is scrapped you can effectively have one free imaginary pasty for every four imaginary pasties. @CBellUK
RECREATE the Leveson Inquiry by inviting prominent terrorist targets round and getting your mate Barry to do security. (via @JonnyB)
OLD PEOPLE. Coats and hats are perfect for stopping you getting sunburnt. (via @JCautomatic)
Cassetteboy vs The Diamond Queen via +
thepoke.co.uk/2012/05/28/cassetteboy-vs-the-diamond-queen/
Cassetteboy vs The Diamond Queen http://t.co/aRKTkwOL via @thepoke + @cassetteboy
HEAT MAGAZINE. Apparently, some celebrities have lost weight, and some have put it on. Possible feature idea? (via @sixft2blue)
RECREATE a game of Pacman by trying to avoid the salesmen in a furniture store. (via @markb384)
INFLATE your whoopee cushion with actual farts for added authenticity. (via @FrankieMcGinty)
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