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@umesh69
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Follow me 4news jokes n stuff. Retweets r nt necessarily endorsement of views
294 Posts by umesh69
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Dear asshole, you say you get 10 times more girls than me. 10 times 0 is 0. Sincerely, Nerds.
08/15/2012
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whattheffacts
What The F*** Facts
Bananas and humans share about half of the same DNA which means humans are 50% identical to bananas.
08/15/2012
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femalebook
Girl Facts
Lost, but now found. Blind, but now can see. Broken, but now healed.
08/14/2012
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If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
08/14/2012
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Bad monsoon will impact inflation: PM
ndtv.com/article/india/bad-monsoon-will-impact-inflation-pm-254993
umesh69
Umesh69
Bad governence will make it worse RT
@ndtv
: Bad monsoon will make controlling inflation difficult: PM
http://t.co/e8TtxBge
08/14/2012
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femalebook
Girl Facts
Start everyday with a new hope, leave bad memories behind and have faith for a better tomorrow.
08/14/2012
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owlgandhi
Rahul Gandhi
Rahul Gandhi is busy with so many serious things that his name soon would be changed to Rahul Gambhir
08/14/2012
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wolfpackalan
Alan Garner
A low battery and full bladder are two of the most common causes of anxiety in America.
08/14/2012
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thecockiestman
Cockiest Man Alive™
Whenever I'm not spending my time being awesome. I spend it being fucking awesome.
08/14/2012
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thecockiestman
Cockiest Man Alive™
Why does Facebook even give me the option to "like" my status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy.
08/14/2012
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