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294 Posts by umesh69
294 Posts by umesh69
Dear asshole, you say you get 10 times more girls than me. 10 times 0 is 0. Sincerely, Nerds.
Bananas and humans share about half of the same DNA which means humans are 50% identical to bananas.
If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.
Bad monsoon will impact inflation: PM
ndtv.com/article/india/bad-monsoon-will-impact-inflation-pm-254993
Bad governence will make it worse RT @ndtv: Bad monsoon will make controlling inflation difficult: PM http://t.co/e8TtxBge
Start everyday with a new hope, leave bad memories behind and have faith for a better tomorrow.
Rahul Gandhi is busy with so many serious things that his name soon would be changed to Rahul Gambhir
A low battery and full bladder are two of the most common causes of anxiety in America.
Whenever I'm not spending my time being awesome.
I spend it being fucking awesome.
Why does Facebook even give me the option to "like" my status? Of course I like my status, I'm fucking hilarious.
And sexy.
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