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I was born from the sunshine. My parents found me under a rock. I glow like a firefly.
1,169 Posts by vulpestia
1,169 Posts by vulpestia
#ThatSextHatMadeYou the joke amongst your peers. Why would you wear a sext hat. A hat with sexts all over it. That sounds ridiculous.
I just realized twitter is like Digimon because everyone starts out as a digital egg and eventually becomes a giant cartoon monster animal
i want someone to jizz on my chest just so i can wipe it off and say "well, that's a load off of my chest."
I love romcoms: You Got Email, When Herbie met Stampy, Pringly Women, Under the Toucan Sam, Nothing Hill, Moonsuck. those are my best favs.
anime conventions are like an educational video about puberty starring Pokemon
#bigdickproblems Your dick is bigger than a house. Its so big you are a monster how did this happen scientists and doctors are stumped.
Doing absolutely nothing during the days and crying myself to sleep at night. #MySummer
Nothing sexier than watching a hot muscle stud stare at himself while pumping some iron.
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