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3,808 Posts by wiiiy_wonka
3,808 Posts by wiiiy_wonka
I Just Want You. That's All. All Your Flaws. Mistakes. Smiles. Frowns. Giggles. Jokes. Sarcasm. Everything. I Just Want You.
I have a date tonight, with my bed. We're totally gonna sleep together.
When a girl says "whatever" she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.
Did you know that the new iPhone 5 helps people lose weight? When you pay for it you can't afford to eat for a month.
I love Pandas, they're so chill. They're just like, "Dude, racism is stupid. I`m White, Black, and Asian..."
Waiting alone in the car. Everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist.
Vodka is made from potatoes, potatoes are vegetables, and vegetables are good for you. You're welcome.
I hate texting people who don't use smileys. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot.
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