will_heatonによる620件のツイート
will_heatonによる620件のツイート
Last night on the way home from the pub, it was a magic carpet.
This morning, its just a doormat I nicked.
I read somewhere that acne is caused by masturbation.
I'm also pretty sure masturbation is caused by acne.
Due to the release of oxytocin during the act, sex is a natural painkiller and can help fight headaches, and PMS symptoms.
I suppose I'd still rather live on Earth, dodging storms & risking extinction, than live on Venus, where I'd simply vaporize.
@EdWellbrook @will_heaton I’m so glad i have supportive friends like you guys :3
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Would be humorous if Romney, at the voting booth, became overwhelmed with terror at the prospect of a Romney presidency and voted for Obama.
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