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I don't know how Tina dealt with Ike all those years. I would have been on "Snapped" for beating his ass to a pulp.
I always feel so terrible when I leave my puppy at the groomers. I wonder if she thinks I'm abandoning her.
If I don't live an extravagant life like Gatsby, I will be very disappointed.
I hate when I unintentionally make eye contact with someone multiple times. They're going to think I'm just standing there staring at them.
Some guy who can't spell asked me what I do for a living. I'm tempted to say "I'm an English teacher and you just failed the first test."
T-Mobile thinking it's the best phone provider is like Jeremy Scott thinking he's a high end designer.
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