Twitter profile for wmcarpenter

357 posts

@wmcarpenter

twitter.com/wmcarpenter

Musician, artist, writer, cyclist and Trailblazers fan.

thetommydreamer Tommy Dreamer

If there is a small earthquake in Yonkers NY no worry it is my egg white omlete causing gas like explosions coming out of my large a$$ night

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wmcarpenter William Carpenter

@trimet why no 24-hour pass instead of 1 calendar day?

7 hours ago Reply Retweet Favorite 3

grimepiece LIL SHAWTY

I HAVE BEEN SITTING ON DA BATHROOM FLOOR FOR 40 MINUTES TRYING 2 DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT 2 TAKE A SHOWER LIKE WHAT'S THE POINT

2 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 4

pattonoswalt Patton Oswalt

"Father's Day" means I get to do PURGE-style shit, right?

2 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 214

iamenidcoleslaw Mary Charlene

America is ready for a goth president

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 235

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wmcarpenter William Carpenter

I just earned the 'Beer Party' badge on @untappd

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wmcarpenter William Carpenter

Goddammit, http://t.co/ndNJRFhO0l is down for maintenance. This fucking sucks.

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lawblob lawblob

jokes on twitter are fine, but lately I’m just really into brands. pepsi, dow, monsanto.. just really enjoying all the brand presence here

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 34

grimepiece LIL SHAWTY

YUNG MOODY SHAWTY

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 12

jimmyfallon jimmy fallon

Frog lawn mower

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