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just got back from the doc. apparently im NOT transsexual and i've just been taking the wrong Centrum multivitamins.
hey baby ;) *lowers shades* sup ;) *continues lowering shades* how u doin ;) *shades are now resting on my erect dick* made u look haha ;)
oh sure, THAT guy can wear shorts to a funeral but i can't ??...well of course i lifted the lid, how else would i know
remember when The Knife was just a band and not the force that stalks us at all times?? RT if u remember the 90s, and living on the surface
LISTEN BUD *BigDog lowers shades* THE ONLY "CORPORATION" I CARE ABOUT - IS THE CORPORATION FOR PUBLIC BROADCASTING
BUBBA: have you ever been on a real shrimp boat?
FORREST GUMP: no, but i've been on a real trap boat
"It's a portmanteau of 'Juggler' and 'gigolo,'" explained Violent J patiently
Phil Anselmo to the rest of Pantera: hey guys check out this new song I wrote, its called, uh... *notices dog in room* W-A-L-K
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