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Future housewife, ♌

thegooglefact The Google Fact™

Studies show that surprise sex is the best kind of sex. (Unless you are in prison)

07/31/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 728

baddaszsusie Susie Carmichael

Guys wait for the perfect girl? Playboy’s fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy? Disney’s fault.

07/28/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 659

xstrology Xstrology™

#GhettoSex instead of rose pedals on the bed, it's chicken nuggets.

07/27/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,526

marilynmonroeid Marilyn Monroe

I am who I am. You can say whatever you want about me. I won't change. Your approval isn't needed nor wanted.

07/27/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 234

ajcalderon Aj Calderon

When you have your hair in a bun for too long... <

07/27/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 12

seinlanguage Seinfeld Quotes

George: "I think she finds my stupidity charming."

07/27/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 142

dramabeats Drama

Here's my iPhone, sex tape maybe? -(Carly Rae Jepsen remix)

07/26/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 278

thatshittyguy That Shitty Guy

#5reasonsIHateFaceBook Like this status to help babies in Africa! Like this pic if you eat chips! How about you BLOW ME dude

07/26/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 210

thatshittyguy That Shitty Guy

I had sex with Kristen Stewart too. Fucking AWKWARD though dude, dumb bitch made the same damn expression the whole time. #Skank

07/25/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 74

triplebrecords Triple B Records

I love the new @titlefight song. Floral Green can't come soon enough.

07/24/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 31