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I'm an author. I'm also creepy, yet, adorable. I have a Depeche Mode tattoo and I LOVE @erikroos, Layne T. Staley, & Jesus.
922 Posts by writerclkelly
922 Posts by writerclkelly
Take a Stroll... with Rob Delaney - I Fuck Food | VICE
vice.com/read/take-a-stroll-i-fuck-food
“@robdelaney: "I FUCK FOOD," my horrific @VICE column http://t.co/ANJvKxip” I was eating cheesecake while reading this. It hit home. Hard.
"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid
the trap of thinking you have something to lose." -- Steve Jobs, 2005
Steve Jobs' 2005 Stanford Commencement Address
Watch the Steve Jobs 2005 Stanford Commencement Address http://t.co/tG63S5Na Inspiration!
Steve Jobs actually changed the world. Do you know how fucking impossible that is?
Steve Jobs. On behalf of every dreamer sitting in his or her garage who is crazy enough to try to change the world, you will be missed.
What is your greatest dream? Write it down. Look at it. You will never achieve it if you smoke marijuana, even once.
If you're a marginally attractive white chick in your 20s and you want to murder someone, this might be the year to do it.
“@VictoriaDahl: Oh. My. GOD. Look at the new reusable bag I got at Whole Foods. *dying* http://t.co/eM9iWwtQ” ME WANT!!!
Stock market plunges are starting to feel like the old Homeland Security alerts. Irrelevant nonsense designed to terrify average Americans.
How can this be "the most interactive debate ever" when all the candidates refuse to interact with reality? #tweetthepress
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