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freddyamazin Freddy

laugh when you can, apologize when you should, & let go of what you can't change.

07/06/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,351

funnyortruth Funny Tweets

Saw a chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. Gave me hope for the future or another Rush Hour movie.

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comedyposts Sarcasm

It’s not officially summer until you fuck up your sleeping schedule.

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plagiarizetweet I Plagiarize Tweets

Facebook needs: "Single, but in love with _____"

07/06/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 105

ispeakcomedy anthony

I have an itch. Scratch that, I had an itch.

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autocorrects Funny Tweets ™ ‏

I'd do anything, to be your everything.

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comedyposts Sarcasm

I swear medicine companies have no clue what fruit tastes like..

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comedyposts Sarcasm

Oh, I didn't tell you? Must've been none of your damn business.

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cooiposts CoolPosts

Difference between mind & heart: your mind tells you what the smart thing to do. Your heart tells you what youre gonna do anyway.

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autocorrects Funny Tweets ™ ‏

Its funny how the person who says they have your back will be the same person that stabs you in it.

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