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Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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LEXINGTON, KY—As a video of two women fellating a man streamed on his laptop, 36-year-old Timothy Barchuk reminisced Monday about a simpler time when he pleasured himself using only still images from the Internet.
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I don't think I'll read a better phrase than "glumly ejaculated" for the rest of the month
*wonder years theme plays*..RT @TheOnion: Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://t.co/XGBNrPof
Today's generation just wont understand how true this is http://t.co/J7VaVA12 via @TheOnion
A true testament to the world's declining social climate: Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Masturbated To Still Images http://t.co/Q7eA56d6
Gotta love t'Oion! "At press time, Barchuk sighed and glumly ejaculated." http://t.co/InC60Sx9
Kudos to the onion for coining the phrase, "glumly ejaculated"
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Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://t.co/QYOKP6XG
Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://t.co/QYOKP6XG
Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://t.co/QYOKP6XG
Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://t.co/QYOKP6XG
Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://t.co/QYOKP6XG
I don't think I'll read a better phrase than "glumly ejaculated" for the rest of the month
“@TheOnion Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://t.co/utKz424V”
Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://t.co/06d0pdjZ
Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://t.co/TqBz5Enb via @TheOnion
Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://t.co/QYOKP6XG