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White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars | Danger Room | Wired.com
Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama's past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. That's the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-travelers who swear they traversed time and space at the government's behest.
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'Only if you count watching Marvin the Martian.' What is the National Security Council spokesman telling @DangerRoom
Government denies Obama was secretly teleported to Mars as a young man. http://t.co/1sW0PNCb | Earthers?
You're goddamned right I got a comment from the White House. http://t.co/dc6Dsv0L Photoshopping magic courtesy of @arikia.
This is the greatest thing ever (via @laurenist). RT @dangerroom: White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars http://t.co/JFmC3MkU
Best conspiracy theory EVER! via @DangerRoom: White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars http://t.co/OaQUkU5q
At long last, the White House weighs in on whether Barack Obama visited Mars in the 80s
"Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars." http://t.co/2eKRMFX9
RT @aaronmehta: Well, I'm glad they cleared that up. // RT @dangerroom White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars http://t.co/ERugXYME
Obama denies being teleported to Mars by the CIA. Sounds like exactly what someone who was would say: http://t.co/ZfEc5jWi
I'd have confirmed this. I mean, why the hell not? RT @thegarance: White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars - http://t.co/QXZCfy0I
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White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars via http://t.co/m4YmkpJb http://t.co/8Uflb7Is
Why wasn't I aware of this conspiracy theory? http://t.co/LSSQXli8 #youngObamaonMars
White House denies CIA sent Obama & DARPA director Regina Dugan to Mars in the '80s: http://t.co/lKzFOHsF orig. article http://t.co/8JJdyXAs
White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars | Danger Room | http://t.co/y5miaPWP http://t.co/9DdnvGNR
a coworker didn't know, so it's possible you don't either: "Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars." http://t.co/SMdFbxsf
http://t.co/R6GAC5f9 White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars DID THE VORTAL PORTAL BARRY S?
Guys, Obama can't be bothered with this "birther" thing. He needs to focus on these "teleporting to Mars" accusations http://t.co/5iJQdjfN
Guys, Obama can't be bothered with this "birther" thing. He needs to focus on these "teleporting to Mars" accusations http://t.co/5iJQdjfN
White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars | Danger Room | http://t.co/NAXOYesw http://t.co/4FmC3iRk
